Suburban Mom: Did you look in the phone book for a place to eat…
Suburban Dad: There isn’t a Chili’s or TGI Friday’s…
Suburban Mom: What about Applebee’s?
Suburban Dad: I didn’t look under the A’s
Me: (I’m not sure I’m a Hawaii kind of guy…and how freakin’ long has it been since I looked in a phone book for a place to eat?)
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